Are You Ready for Some Fantasy Football?!?
Yes, it’s that time again, where men & women disappear into their magazines and computers to figure out which QB is best for their championship winning team, “Mike Ditka’s Powerful Mustache”: Fantasy Football Season!
Here are some things from Abt to make your draft day the best it can be. For up to date research on the best players, stop trying to draft Dan Marino and throw out that old Commodore 64. You need to pick up a new Sony Laptop like the VPCEB27FX with its Core 5 processor that loads web pages faster so you can pick up a receiver like Devin Aromashodu before your opponents realize his talent. You can then hook your new laptop up to a new 42” Panasonic Plasma TV with an Audioquest HDMI cable so the other teams can see your draftboard and wonder how they’ll compete with you with Jay Cutler as your QB.
Now that you’re done drafting, enjoy that success with some great food like wings fried in your Waring Deep Fryer, mini pizzas baked in your Cuisinart Convection Oven, and then wash it down with a cold one from your new Danby Compact Refrigerator. You’re finally ready for this football season, just like the Bears defense is ready to punish opposing teams.